Deep, dark depths

I have inadvertently found myself wading through the depths of music psychology research. I'm not sure whether to keep wading, or make things up.

Pet hate of the day...none.

Funniest thing said today (by myself-how arrogant);

Sergeant-'I don't think I'd want to eat cannabis'

Me-'Why don't you lick the grinder out?'
Pause for comic effect

'That's not my nickname, by the way'.

Oh, I'm wasted in custody.